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Today is Ash Wednesday. It might be the first time I don't get ashes...

Today, the 1st of March 2017 is officially ASH WEDNESDAY. The good Catholic that I am, I found this out on Monday. I have not been to church in a long while, possibly the last time was my Grandmother's funeral over a year ago. I would hate to think I have become a "CHEAP" Catholic, who only goes when they are obligated: CHristmas, Easter, Ash Wednesday, and Palm Sunday. The reality is, that I do not feel that church is enlightening, it does not evoke strong emotions in me, and it does not make me want to be a good person any more than my everyday life does. I feel that some organized religion has not kept up with the times. It has not promoted equality between people. It preaches forgiveness and focuses on the "love one another" while also stating "you will be judged" and "feel wrath". I cannot understand the religion of peace, love, and forgiveness can still be so exclusive. And thus, I cannot be included. I feel as if I am an outcast, e...

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This post is short and sweet- feast your eyes on Jazzy Feisty's channel!! I hope that my rambling and antics can make you laugh, smile, or facepalm along with me! My catch phrase is... "This is why I drink". Leave me a comment and tell me WHY YOU DRINK!! You just might be the inspiration for my next video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL-l_R5EErU&t=11s

"Bless your little heart"

I heard the funniest thing today. "Down south, you can make fun of anybody and say anything nasty about them.... as long as at the end of it all you say 'bless their(his/her) little heart' " Examples: She's got 3 kids by 4 different dads, bless her little heart. He got whooped with an ugly stick, bless his heart. They're dumber than a truck load of crap, bless their hearts. You got a funny one for me??? SHARE IT!!!!!

Have a chuckle!